Sunday, May 3, 2009

Vampires and the truth about yard work

While mowing today, I had an epiphany ... or maybe the sun was just beating too much on my bad spot.

Anyway, I started thinking about vampires' predilection for nighttime activities. Sure, most books say it's due to some kind of vampirish 'allergy' - for lack of a better word - to the sun.

I think this is just some kind of coverup.

The truth is vampires are lazy. They don't like doing lawn work. They'd rather sleep all day, ignoring all of the neighbors whose mowers are going like hyperactive bees; and when night hits, the vampires go out for a drink.

Classic laziness, that's all it is.



  1. Hahaha. Great interpretation of vampires!


  2. I'm lazy, but I am not a vampire.